Roseanne Barr Accuses Ashton Kutcher And Chuck Lorre Of Stealing Her Jokes

Can’t Roseanne Barr catch a break?! According to the comedian and “Roseanne” star, her jokes have been stolen.

On Friday, Barr took to Twitter to express her frustration with Ashton Kutcher and Chuck Lorre for “stealing” her jokes.

According to EW, the line she’s referring to is one Kutcher said on Thursday night’s episode of “Two And Half Men” about what his character would be like at 91: “I’d imagine that you’re wet in the places you used to be dry, and dry in the places you used to be wet.” Barr has been telling a similar joke since 2006, in reference to menopause: “I’m wet where I’m supposed to be dry and dry where I’m supposed to be wet.”

But a few hours later, Barr seemed to have a change of heart.

Roseanne isn’t the only comedian whose jokes have been taken from her. In August, Tina Fey’s jokes were literally stolen from her office.

While on the “Late Show With David Letterman,” Fey said that that the second she and a few other writers moved into a new office, a guy went up and stole her computer full of jokes. Luckily, the “30 Rock” star was able to stay lighthearted about the burglary.

“New York’s a big city and you’re like, some guy stole my jokes!” Fey said with a laugh.

“Two And A Half Men” airs on Thursdays at 9:30 p.m. ET on CBS.

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