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The 14 Most Genius Yearbook Quotes

The 14 Most Genius Yearbook Quotes

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John P says:

Lolz I just thought these were quite funny xD

Sam Angelot says:

*”I’ll remember you all in therapy.”*

Taffynation says:

Haha “Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning”

(1st hardest is morning wood, for those of you who didn’t get it) :’D

Farah Salim says:

“Don’t be a salad. Be the best goddamn broccoli you could ever be!” 

IamTheLastDonut says:

“I wasted 113,850 hours of my life here for a piece of paper and a
handshake.”

spinemelter2000 says:

I didn’t buy a yearbook. Yes, our school required its students to pay for
yearbooks. I’m really hoping that everyone will throw theirs away. If you
went to my high school, please throw your yearbook away, or at least rip
out and burn the page that has me on it.

TheRedbikemaster says:

I never had one. I was home schooled. :)

ivybeth says:

I would like to wake up and be lots of things, but never a type of food. I
am 13, so I have not had a yearbook. I was wondering what everyone does
with that book later on, do they throw it away, stick it in the back of the
closet to show the grandchildren, or what???

Emma Limes says:

Don’t judge. Anime’s awesome.

jeidocupcake says:

i never had a yearbook think it’s just an american thing?

UniqueGeekFreak says:

“With great nerdness comes great virginity”

Harry the Googly Ball says:

You open your eyes first thing in the morning, and then wake up finding out
you are a chicken nugget in a yearbook factory.

Guy Fawkes says:

“Blacker the berry, the Sweeter the juice.” 

AbCaptain says:

0:55 i’m gonna use that

Bronina Skyshigh says:

My yearbook quote would be ” OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTURDS!”
-Stanley Marsh and Kyle Broflovski

SuperRoadrunner12 says:

I spent 121,230 hours playing Pokemon genes 1 – 3. Still haven’t found a
shiny…

Jondde--Mr says:

For some reason I kept reading “yearbook” as “FaceBook”. Weird.

Noxor Crew Biscuit says:

“Whatever Life Throws At You, Throw It Back”

BuzzFeedYellow says:
TheHollowedLegend says:

Ive never had a passion for my GPA
However Weston has taught me valuable things such as

Friendship
Unity
Community
Kindness
Youth
Optimism
Understanding

Thank you Weston High school

danielandhisguitar says:

“We don’t need no education”

PrismaDominatus says:

If waking up is the second, what could have been the hardest thing in the
morning?

NightDarkHatena says:

We don’t have Yearbooks here, all we have are some groupal photos that you
can sign on their back at he end of a Primary School school year.

mindimindi00 says:

“What`s a yearbook” – Europe

Maddie Butcher says:

Im trapped in the yearbook factory send help.
That one is so hilarious XD

Rejected Productions says:

Master has given Jakey a diploma, Jakey is freeeeeee! (if you get this
reference, we gonna be good friends)

BeatlesandWebkinz says:

When it is my time, it’ll be “Screw you guys i’m going home.”- Eric
Theodore Cartman.

AdaraTheChive says:

“Don’t be a salad. Be the best god damn brocoli you could ever be.”
~PewDiePie.

teh bear says:

“When you fall off the horse, you make lemonade.” -Nigahiga

50LightSabersInAPack says:

Why is the background music Land of Hope and Glory (Pomp and Circumstance
March No.1)? What does this British anthem have to do with yearbooks lol? 

Olivia Isme says:

I started laughing so hard after the last one…

Thomas Vincent says:

“I would eat human if I had the chance.”

Milk Fate says:

My sisters was “I know you feel some type of way.” -Rich Homie Quan

Ellie Williams says:

Fluorine uranium carbon potassium bismuth technetium helium sulfur
germanium thulium oxygen neon yttrium

TheCankleBandit says:

HAGS!

Amelia Alexander says:

mine will be-your make-up will rub of but my awesomeness never will XD!
less polite version with unlimeted letters-the make up you desperatly smear
onto your face in a rush with the sponges you stole from your whore mums
make-up box to cover you fat ugly whore face that looks like a crocadile
survivours face with plastic surgury done by a retard that is your farther
will wipe of when I hit you round the face with a peice of wood because I
would never touch your slaggy whore face but my awesomeness that you never
realised because your head was shoved to far up your 19th boyfriends arse
who will break up with you in a week once he’s been were many have gone
before and sucked on those tits that you desplay like prize winning puppies
everyday when I look at you with disgust and you retaliate with a bitchy
comment that barly intelligent enough to count as a sentence, will never
ever. this applies to all the bitches p.s today is my day to be the bitch
so now you’re nothing!

what do you think! :)

w50swimmer2 says:

My quote was “I go to seek a great perhaps” 

monkeybull445 says:

If my school did yearbook quotes, mine would be
“The human sacrificed himself, to save the Pokemon. I pitted them against
each other, but not until they set aside their differences did I see the
true power they all share deep inside. I see now that the circumstances of
one’s birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that
determines who you are.” – Mewtwo from Pokemon the First Movie.

kotosqopos says:

I do wonder how many of them think of this now and feel the shame for being
so childish?

Except for the first one.
Now that’s what I call genius!

Galen Young says:

My highschool yearbook did not have ‘quotes’ printed in it. In the back we
had two pages, with all the names of graduating seniors that the yearbook
committee had refused to include photos of [over a hundred of us].

They refused to include my senior photo, and they refused to list my name.

Only my Freshman yearbook has a photo of me.

I was not among the popular kids. Only popular kids got their photos
included,

Flench says:

Mine was “I’ve always wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was”

laetitia languy says:

Stole from Smosh 

mmuu9966 says:

8nd

Crystalunick says:

“No this is Patrick” ~Patrick Star

thekingofchamps2 says:

Im so gonna steal that last one.

Benjamin Stern says:

“Getting older is mandatory, growing up is optional”

iamsuperrandom says:

Umm…I just saw a bunch of these on smosh.com a few days ago…stealing
much?

epicscone says:

I know two twins. One’s Yearbook quote was “I didn’t choose the twin life”
the other’s was “the twin life chose me”

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